How to Run Lousy Meetings

71% of the executives surveyed say meetings are unproductive and inefficient. (HBR)*

Responsibility for great meetings always lies with the person who calls them.

Running lousy meetings comes naturally. Great meetings require preparation. If you just show up, yours probably suck.

Lousy meetings have long agendas. Image of a person caring a tall stack of files.

10 Ways to Run Lousy Meetings

#1. Fill PowerPoint slides with words. Bonus points for reading them word-for-word.

#2. Ask for feedback, then correct the one who speaks first. Say, “Let’s make this a safe space,” and casually mention performance reviews are next week.

#3. Call on people like it’s a middle school math class. Bonus points if you interrupt when someone jumps in.

#4. Schedule 90 minutes and go two hours.

Lower stress: Adopt a 50-minute hour. Take a short break between meetings. Image of a clock.

#5. Invite new ideas, then explain why they won’t work.

#6. Bring an agenda with 17 items. Make item one “Review Q1 budget line-by-line.” (That’s a hostage negotiation, not an agenda.)

#7. Suck 80% of the air out of the room with your stories about how you did it back in ’09.

#8. Invite people who are irrelevant to the agenda.

#9. Avoid decisions.

#10. End the meeting with: “Let me think about it and get back to you.” Never follow up.

5 Action Steps That Fix Lousy Meetings:

  1. Stop talking so others can speak.
  2. Explore how new ideas might work.
  3. Cut your agenda in half. Bonus points for only doing things that require everyone in the room.
  4. Prep people to participate. Ask them to prepare to speak to a specific agenda item the day before the meeting.
  5. Encourage people to talk with each other, not to you.

Lousy meetings make people wish they had a root canal scheduled.

What’s one thing that would improve your meetings?

*Stop the Meeting Madness (HBR)